Financial Autopsy
Financial personality, revealed
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New: Shareable Money Personality cards

The first finance app
people want to show off.

Upload a bank statement and uncover the spending identity hiding inside your transactions. Not a boring budget. A sharp, cinematic, almost-uncomfortably-accurate personality reveal.

Discover your personalitySee examples
No bank login required
CSV / OFX / QFX upload
Private by design
Results in seconds
Where did it all go?
Why this hits

It starts with identity, not accounting.

Most finance tools demand discipline before they give you anything interesting. Financial Autopsy flips that — the reward comes first. A result you want to react to, argue with, and send to someone else.
33 archetypes detected automatically from your real spending data. No quiz. No self-reporting. No guessing. Just your statement and the truth.
How it works

Fast, clean, and dangerously satisfying.

A simple loop: upload → analyze → reveal. Three steps to a result you'll actually want to share.

01
Upload

Drop in a CSV, OFX, or QFX statement. No bank linking. No OAuth friction. No anxiety.

02
Analyze

We map spending habits, merchant patterns, recurring charges, spikes, and behavioral signals.

03
Reveal

You get a Money Personality that feels weirdly accurate — and a full financial breakdown to back it up.

The hook

Personalities people will want to screenshot.

Find yours →
Glowing Broke
01
Glowing Broke
You're moisturized, exfoliated, and financially exposed.

Luxury self-care meets zero restraint. You invest heavily in feeling good — regardless of the aftermath.

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The Full Send
02
The Full Send
Your spending has main-character energy.

Big swipes, fast decisions, unforgettable months. You live large and you know it.

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The Subscription Collector
03
The Subscription Collector
Tiny charges. Silent chaos.

Your money leaks in elegant little monthly drips — Netflix, Spotify, and twelve others you forgot existed.

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The Wire Dancer
04
The Wire Dancer
You cleared the month by the skin of your teeth.

Tight margin, clean finish. You balance on the edge every month and somehow always land it.

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Believability

The result should feel earned, not random.

Every personality is backed by real numbers from your statement. You immediately see exactly why you got it.

Example breakdown
62% of spend went to lifestyle and personal care.
14 unique beauty and wellness merchants in one month.
9 recurring self-care charges running quietly in the background.
Spending peaks between 7 PM – 11 PM on weekdays.
Which is exactly why you got Glowing Broke.
Privacy

No bank connections. No creepy feeling.

We never ask for your bank password. You upload a statement file, we analyze it locally, and you stay in full control. Your financial data is never sold or shared.

No bank login required
You own your categories
Delete your data anytime
Pricing

Free during beta.

All features unlocked. No credit card. Pro tier coming soon — early users lock in a lower rate.

Free
$0

Free forever — no credit card needed.

  • ✓Upload & analyze statements
  • ✓Money Personality detection
  • ✓Full AI scan (subscriptions, anomalies, duplicates)
  • ✓Category management & smart rules
  • ✓CSV / OFX / QFX / QBO import
Get started free
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Pro
$9/ mo

Everything in Free, plus unlimited power.

  • ✓Unlimited statement uploads
  • ✓AI Q&A — ask questions about your finances
  • ✓Month-over-month trend insights
  • ✓Subscription tracking & cost alerts
  • ✓Downloadable PDF export
  • ✓Priority support
Ready?

Find out which one you are.

Upload a statement and get your Money Personality in under a minute. No bank login. No setup. Just your file and the truth.

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